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Kidnapping Pastor Green

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Character Backgrounds and Potential Motives for Kidnapping Pastor Green

Professor Prune:
Professor Prune was a distinguished English professor for over 30 years and attended Pastor Green’s church the whole time. One particular thing about Pastor Green’s preaching really bugged Professor Prune, alliteration. Every sermon had to be alliterated and it continued to make the Professor mad. Finally, he had had enough.

Mrs. Pheasant:
Mrs. Pheasant, an accomplished pianist and musician, had composed many pieces of music. She composed one piece to be used for special music in church, but before she could have it published, Pastor Green stole it and put it under his name. She was very upset.

Bubba:
Bubba is the mechanic used by Pastor Green for a lot of his cars and the church’s vehicles. Bubba thinks Pastor Green has begun a conspiracy to rip him off. He did not like Pastor Green one bit.

Colonel Musket:
Pastor Green constantly talked about some sort of army. He called it the Lord’s army. The Colonel was tired of hearing it. To make matters worse, Pastor let it slip that that he had voted for Al Gore in the Presidential primary. The Colonel, being a good army man, was outraged.

Miss Snow:
Miss Snow was in love with one of Pastor Green’s sons. But Pastor would not let her near any of them. She became furious.

The Cook:
Ben, the cook loved to make dinners for the social activities of the church. For a while he had a good relationship with Pastor Green. Then one day, Pastor Green made fun of one of the meals that Ben had cooked. He was totally embarrassed. Ben was also known for a violent temper.

The Chauffeur:
Shawn, the chauffeur, is an avid golf nut. He has never really been too fond of Pastor Green. They both ended up in a golf tournament together. Pastor Green beat Shawn by one stroke and received a set of golf clubs. Shawn got a divot replacer. Shawn was livid.

Miss Spears:
Miss Spears came to the church nearly 10 years ago. She is rather an insecure woman and feels when Pastor Green preaches that his sermons are directed at her and nobody else. She is frankly tired of it and has complained to the deacons but to no avail.

Mr. Brown:
Mr. Brown owns a pizza parlor in town and is a faithful member of Pastor Green’s church. He has become sick and tired of the baseball diamond illustration that Pastor Green uses at least once a month. He has complained about its use (mostly because he never liked baseball to begin with) but Pastor still continues to use it. Mr. Brown is used to his orders being carried out and is not happy at all.

The Gardener:
Grace, the Gardener, has been planting flowers and beautifying the church for over 20 years. Pastor Green not only has not shown appreciation at all for her hard work, but now is insisting that she pay for the flowers with her own money. She doesn’t know what to do.